A Recent Conversation between Emerson and Kendra

Emerson: "Why don't girls have penises?"

Kendra: "Because they have vaginas."

Emerson: "But little girls don't have vaginas."

Kendra: "All girls have vaginas."

Emerson: "I'm mad!"

Kendra: "Why?"

Emerson: "'Cause you didn't let me have a vagina."

Take that, Freud!

-kdp